June 2011
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May 2011
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The Fountain of Youth is Misperception
I was carded today on the grounds that my picture, taken around the same time today in ‘09, looked like my older brother and not me. The older brother that I don’t have. They had to bring in the manager, who came out scratching his chin and looking at the card, and the back to me. He then asked another employee, who could obviously see the family resemblance (of a person that...
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Alice fans with an iPhone, read it! →
n-nv:
It’s WES! lololololol
>=T
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The Internet is a dangerous place
I bought a new pair of pants at Old Navy, which fit perfectly, but are tighter than pants I have previously worn. I had to look up a “proper” way to put them on, which I found on youtube…but I seem to have unwittingly stumbled upon a few users’ spank material for tight pants (on both guys and girls).
=T
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“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Don’t give a man a fish,...”
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
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It's magic, I don't gotta explain shit!
I’M A GODDAM WIZARD!
(ノﾟοﾟ)ノﾐ★゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜゜
・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜
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Memes respond to the Rapture.
silvernoise:
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“We have to remember what is important: friends, waffles, and work. Friends are...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
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Good
Doing good, and being good are completely different things in my mind.
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Friendship
We can’t go back to the first day we met, but I want to say hi to you anyway.
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ISFJ - Portrait of the Gaurdian
ISFJs are characterized above all by their desire to serve others, their “need to be needed.” In extreme cases, this need is so strong that standard give-and-take relationships are deeply unsatisfying to them; however, most ISFJs find more than enough with which to occupy themselves within the framework of a normal life. (Since ISFJs, like all SJs, are very much bound by the prevailing...
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The Savage Seas
I feel stifled and stagnant. I need a change of scenery, a change of pace, a change of life-style, and a change in my priorities. I want to use this summer to hopefully go elsewhere to test the waters, and see where the current takes me.
I just need a boat.
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Firefox
Firefox recently updated itself and completely changed its layout. Now I find myself trying to find to home button to come to Tumblr, or my bookmarks - both of which are now on the opposite side of where they used to be.
Firefooooooooooox! *shakes fist*
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Write one leaf about a suicide mission.
sinnum:
Hang on… MMF!!
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“I love fishing. It’s relaxing…like yoga, but I still get to kill...”
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
thirdland said: Your friends just need to be...
lancerofthelight:
I agree but that’s a lot to ask… and how loud am I even being?
Loud enough for your opinion to be heard, even without you there. Same with Tony.
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I think I have said it once, but
I do not fear death, just what it takes to get there.
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“Death is natural and necessary, but not just. It is a random force of nature;...”
– Harriet Mcbryde Johnson
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“I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the...”
– Michael St James (via knowledgeandspirit)
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